Mr. Cerebral: Can you believe she had the nerve to send me a message? I mean look at me...she can't be serious (looking at a message on a dating site)
Me: Yeah...just as a rule I don't send men messages because you never know if they will find you attractive or not and won't want to take that risk.
Mr. Cerebral: Oh you know you are above average and totally attractive, you could send a guy a message.
Me: Thanks, yeah but you haven't seen me naked to say that.
Mr. Cerebral: Is that an invitation?
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