So there are two things that I try to fight on a daily bases and yes there are those times I fail, but I try to dust myself off and try, try, try again. And those two things my friends are getting fat and aging. I was once shall I say robust...and have pledge to never go over a size 8 again. I am also 28 going on 29, single and without child; therefore, I must retain my youthful appearance of someone of bearing age to attractive potential mates.
My battle is so serious that though I won't spend over 15 dollars for a hair-cut (love the Super-Cuts) or pay more than two bucks for a pair of gloves in the dead of winter, I will without batting an eye spend 40 bucks on 3 ozs of what I call hope in a jar to fight off any and all free radicals that will cause me to age, and I will also purchase dvd after dvd of workouts to make sure I stay in shape. Therefore what I am about to tell you...is quite horrifying in my book.
So yesterday as I was plucking my eyebrows (must keep the whole Bert & Ernie look at bay), I noticed something quite strange. As I turned on an extra light and looked closer, there it was in all its ghastly glory...a white hair hiding in the serenity of my black hair above my left eye.
Who the hell am I...Grandma Moses!!!! I swear if one pops up in the "Delta"...I will probably die of a stroke. I am going to attribute this little incident to stress which I know that I have been dealing with lately. So I have decided...dignity be damn! If I have run out to buy a rabbit to make sure I stay stress free then it will be well worth it.
Of course there is always taking everything to the Lord in prayer option which is also free...
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